Give Bad Advice

[partisan]

Marmot stew and cupcakes, plenty of fruit n veg and miles :-)

[trywait]

u forgot to add a statement after ur bad advice.

my neighbor complained about my dog

[Miles]

Buy your neighbor the most annoying dog ever so you can complain about it

I need some bad advice.

[trywait]

have a cowabunga!

my teeth needs flossing

[monk]

Try mouthwashing with caustic soda. It gets rid of everything.

I'm just recovering from a migraine.

[partisan]

Watch blade runner in a darkened room at full volume on repeat

I,ve got pins and needles in my foot

[Miles]

Try inserting some actual pins and needles.

I need to wake up more.

[partisan]

Wash your face in milk and scream "banshee"

My ear is purple

[pauluk]

Get some paint and colour the other ear. i`m always tired

[partisan]

Drink green tea, not, caffein

i feel sad