Give Bad Advice

[partisan]

Smear yourself with butter and lie down naked on a hot tin roof, take a nap?

Its starting to get rainy

[trywait]

run through the sprinklers instead to get wet.

my feet are swollen

[monk]

Get a test kit from the pharmacy - you're pregnant! :eek:

I need some peace and quiet.

[trywait]

turn off the tele

my dog is loud when im not home

[Lalo]

Then what do you care?

My watch keeps losing time.

[Miles]

If your watch keeps losing time, maybe your listen will find it.

I need to make up for lost time.

[trywait]

learn to travel to the past

i have a lot of errands to run today

[partisan]

Just walk them instead (your feet are swollen remember)

Its too hot today! Yes hot!

[Rainbowmum]

Put your winter clothes on to insulate you from the sun.
I have run out of icing sugar for the cinnamon buns.

[trywait]

use butter and sugar instead

i dont know what to eat for dinner