Give Bad Advice

[Beau]

Eat one of your shoes. Then you still have the other shoe to eat tomorrow!

I am tired but don't want to sleep.

[monk]

Keep going and aim for exhaustion.

I wake up too early.

[partisan]

set your alarm for 3:30am every morning to the smooth tones of MOTORHEAD.

When i open my window, there's a bus load of people looking back at me (True, i live on busy road so dont lol pls

[Beau]

Don't open your window.

I can't fight this feeling, deep inside of me.

[partisan]

Let mike tyson fight it instead

i need new pillows and duvet

[trywait]

use the five finger discount from harrod's

i ate a big lunch so what do i do for dinner?

[Rainbowmum]

Pluck a duck.:biggrin:

Jack needs a new winter coat.

[trywait]

get the devil wears prada!

my car is dirty again

[monk]

Leave it in the garage in future.

I'm drinking grapefruit juice.

[Rainbowmum]

Add some Tequila,lime and salt to it.

I have run out of sunscreen.