Give Bad Advice

[Lalo]

Well don't just post it on here! Go outside and walk down the street naked, propositioning every guy you find along the way.

I am overloaded with assignments at my job. STRESS!

[trywait]

if ure stressed, then it's time for the palindrome: DESSERTS!

my dog needs a bone

[Rainbowmum]

Take him to an archeological dig

Licar is driving me nuts( Kitten that was left on our veranda.)

[partisan]

threaten him with a bath :-)

My freezers too cold

[trywait]

hug it to warm it up

i think i have runner's toe

[monk]

Get a dose of athlete's foot to go with it.

I've finished all the laundry (for now).

[Counselor]

Store it in a mud puddle.


I want to spend all my money on shoes.

[Rainbowmum]

Rob a bank and head for Gucci.

I need to exchange the husband unit's oxygen tank.

[partisan]

Fill it with laughing gas

My eyes are heavy.

[trywait]

place clothespins to keep em open.

i was being a hermit today