Give Bad Advice

[Counselor]

Put a second layer of tinfoil over the windows, but leave one small square corner in the window clear for making it obvious when you are staring out the window at passersby.

My coffee is too hot.

[partisan]

down it in one

I lost my marbles

[Rainbowmum]

Go down to the local school yard and steal the students ones.

I am so over this headache.

[Counselor]

Hit it with a hammer.


I think I'm starving.

[Rainbowmum]

Go on a water only diet.

My neck is really knotted up with stress.

[trywait]

ice it with bengay

i should be asleep

[Giggity]

ice it with bengay

i should be asleep

Take a bottle of sleeping pills and wash it down with tequila.

My neighbor's dog won't stop barking.

[Woollyhats]

Distract is by loudly meowing like a cat.

I am extremely tired, and the Gay Speak forums are distracting me.

[partisan]

Write a long post about the black hole theory.

I cut my nails and lost the clippings, it makes no sense.

[Lalo]

Invite a couple of friends over, have everyone strip naked, rub your bodies all over the floor and the furniture. The first person to find three clippings wins a prize! (FYI- if you do this, please record a video so that I can laugh my ass off at the sight! LOL

I need to order some fresh seafood.