Give Bad Advice

[Rainbowmum]

Throw ice in it.

I need to get the tires checked before I leave.

[partisan]

Make sure they look pretty yes. Pink hubcaps?

I have a ton of laundry to do

[Counselor]

Wash it in the toilet, rinse in a puddle. Air dry on the road.

I desperately need coffee, all I have is tequila.

[Chase]

Drink chamomile tea.

There are these birds called killdeer. They lay their eggs on the ground. They lure people away from their nests by pretending to have a broken wing and flutter away from the nest.
They're on my lawn, I know where the nest is, though I don't think I could see it on the lawn mower. I want to mow the lawn without running over their eggs.

[Counselor]

Use the eggs to make a fritatta.

I think I have a zit in my nostril.

[Chase]

Go to an alter, bring a turtle dove, and wring off its head to burn at the alter, its blood drained out on the side of the alter, you are to remove the crop of the feathers and throw them down east of the alter where the ashes are, you shall tear it open by the wings, not dividing it completely, then you shall burn it on the wood that is an offering on the alter. That will cure your blemishes.

I'm too stressed with finals.

[Lalo]

Stop studying! Instead, for every exam dress up as a different character from Star Wars and use "The Force" to answer the questions!

My niece keeps kicking my ass on SongPop with the category of Rap (ugh).

[trywait]

befriend snoop doggy dog or snoop lion as that's how he calls himself now.

im procrasting my paper and presentation

[Counselor]

Slap her when she gets one right, give her candy when she's wrong. She'll do the math, and not be so cocky with her clever little trivia bad self.

My neck has been stiff for two days and NOT BECAUSE OF ANYTHING DIRTY.

[Beau]

Then do something dirty!

I wonder, wonder who.. da, da, da, who. Who wrote the book of love?