Use the brain cells to start fires...
Its 1:11 PM and I am sleepy and tired.... Any suggestions?
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Stay awake longer so that you will sleep right through the night and not wake up and post and post and post (gwarsh I can't keep up)
I've deleted a post and now I can't sleep
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Hit the reset button on your computer, it 'undoes' things like undeleting stuff you have deleted. Or so I have heard....
Oh it also helps if you hit F8 repeatedly as the computer reboots.....
I'm going to go lay down and take a nap....
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Yes but you fall asleep quickly and dream of how you will survive on the ice planet Hoth when you and your Tom tom get completely lost at nightfall and you've left your blanky in Mirkwood
Im going to the farm tonight, for 4 days. There is no signal there
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Take over the farm Lord if the Flies style and build your own cell tower out of coat hangers and foil.
I don't have enough good cigars.
Richard
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Invade Cuba.
I need to go to the store but its too hot and humid outside.
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Buy the store and have it moved to you.
I have to get chlamydia real quick. Tips?
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(FROM GOOGLE)
How do people get chlamydia?
People get chlamydia by having sex with someone who has the infection. “Having sex” means anal, vaginal, or oral sex. Chlamydia can still be transmitted even if a man does not ejaculate. People who have had chlamydia and have been treated can get infected again if they have sex with an infected person.
Lot's of Errrr...... welll....... What's the word I'm looking for? ....... Wanking?
I have to drive 120Km this evening or miss my supper. Won't 'elp giving me any advice, there's no signal!
Trial by error
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Here, have some advice!
Help, I need to think of some good advice!
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Type "roadkill south Africa" into Google - (Gay Google)
Whats on the menu for TBE :p (for some reason i doubt its badgers)
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