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[trialbyerror]

Nope,
Makalokwe (closest african settlement) chicken, And darn, are them things tough as hell.... Spend their lives escaping from the lean mean and hungry dogs

Did the animal welfare soup charity dinner lastnight.
Ate some of the Thai sea-food soup, it shurely tittervated my taste-buds, :eek: The butternut soup immediatly after saved my life...

Need to get the chillies out with at least 1/4 of the burn of getting them in

Trial by error

[Lalo]

Buy some more chili pods. Crush them and apply liberally to the rectum. The resulting burn should sufficiently deaden the nerves in that area so that you won't feel a thing for at least 24 hours.

I don't want to go to my sister-in-law's birthday party later this week. What should I do?

[partisan]

Buy some chili pods. Crush them and apply liberally to the eyeballs :0 (does hay fever exist in the desert) it does now, you have it

I keep getting letters threatining baillifs, i owe 400 quid.

[trialbyerror]

Don't worry
Send them 400 chillies,
say they cost 1 quid each
then let them worry

I'd really really really like a pitza right now

[ardus]

Rob a pizza parlor.

My back hurts from jumping.

Richard

[Rainbowmum]

Ignore it and do some more.

Although it's almost midday I am still tired.

[trialbyerror]

Go drink 3 Laxatives and 2 sleeping tablets at the same time That'll sure to keep awake :eek:

I still "aven't pooped out yesterday's Thai chilies (too scared)

[AlfredM]

Put some wasabi on your ass holes,the pain will surely over ride the pain from pooping Thai chillies~

I don't have plan for summer,wish I could go for a getaway with my friends,but no idea who should I ask since they're all either too busy or cheap skate.

[partisan]

Jeez trialbyerror ( crushed chili pods, wasabi ) a duck for all seasons!

Mamza - ask your friends if they,d like a getaway to malaysia

i have no clean socks.

[trialbyerror]

Cut said socks off behind the heel wear only the top half wazza problem

I'm feeling much relieved Wheeeeew :biggrin:

Trial by error