Give Bad Advice

[trialbyerror]

turn it over in your mind, chew over it, cogitate about it, contemplate about it, deliberate over it, flirt with it, keep it in mind, look at it, meditate over it, mull over it , ponder about it, reflect over it, ruminate about it, speculate about it, think over it, toss it around for a while yet, ignore it, neglect it, reject it.

That about cover it?

I need to change the injector seals (not my bloody sphincter) on my Landrover

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Get a new one.

My dog wants more Doritos (she has had a handful already at the risk of waking up to brown surprise in the house in the morrow)

[VileKyle]

Get rid of your dog. Doritos are sacred!

I have a piece of popcorn stuck in my teeth.

[trialbyerror]

Heat it 'til it pops

It will blow your mind (and all you teeth out as well)

I've got to service my Landrover an it be realllly costly

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Service a mechanic instead.

My foot has fallen asleep and I'm afraid to move it because I prefer the numbness over the pins and needles.

[partisan]

Pour custard in your toes and let the dogs do what dogs do best (which as everybody knows is licking custardy toes) you will forget your discomfort of pins & needles - there a special compound in a dogs saliva that cures it.

i forgot to hang my towell up, now its all damp smelly.

[Rainbowmum]

Pick it up and use it again.

I need another coffee.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Buy a coffee plantation.

I am bored.

[VileKyle]

Get in a fight with someone in your neighborhood.

I have an itch.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Rub poison oak on it.

I haven't shaved my face in a few days and the stubble is itching....