Give Bad Advice

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Tie your hands behind your back.

Wait - better still, let me tie your hands behind your back.

I have only cleaned half the house and I'm ready for bed....

[partis]

sleep in the dirty half in a dirty sleeping bag and dream of cleaning.

my cd keeps jumping

[trialbyerror]

You luck sod!
Video tape it,
Send it to riply's,
The first jumping cd in the world
Ya gonna be rich beyond your wildest dreams.....

I'm building a trailer camper, to go touring with during my December holiday's because my bush trailer's too cumbersom to schlep over mountain passes that have very bad roads :biggrin:

[partis]

only put 3 wheels on it,, all of a different size

my athlete foot itches

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Cut of your foot.

I want to go to a bar tonight, but I don't have a driver's licenses and no nearby friends to take me out clubbing...

[southbiochem]

grab a gun and go out...that will get you cars and booz for free....once you've had your fun visit the behind bars after party..

My head started to hurt in 3 different places

[trialbyerror]

only put 3 wheels on it,, all of a different size

my athlete foot itches

Actually, I have :biggrin:
The jockey wheel is what it is,
The left tyre is slightly wider than the right. (Still using the spare, the original left has had a punture repaired, and never put back on the axle)

Go take barefoot shower's at the YMCA. Then both feet will itch instead of one... Good luck with that

[Bowyn Aerrow]

^^^ Um, hello - thinking with the little head tonight? What about Southbiochem - Totally ignored him and he posted 29 minutes BEFORE you did - so no excuse on being N'jiad.

I'm missing the colors of Autumn we had back east...

[trialbyerror]

No I'm man enough to fess up, I did not see the postings above that one, It's happened before, and I'm trying to figure out why, the only common thing I've noticed is it happens on my tablet not my desk-top, usually when the last post I made is on a earlier page (which is not the case here)

However, the earth in your world shure spins funny, It's 05:30 in the morning not night.....

Come migrate with me, It's Autum somewhere

(Oh heck, this postings the wrong way around), use the first bit to give me advice, but good advice will be appreciated.

BTW
Thanks for clearing up what "ninjed"means mile:

[Bowyn Aerrow]

California has two seasons Hot and Dry and Warm and Wet - Well this part of California. We fail to get those brilliant colors that the Eastern USA gets. Trust me its fall here - I have been doing my daily rakey, rakey with the M***F*** G*d D**** rake every day... Its just dull brown leaves not the brilliant reds, oranges, yellows

It is currently 8:43, which is the correct time, Check Big Ben the next time your out walking around. South Africa is close to London, right?

Speaking of Clocks, the Granfather Clock at my boss's house has gained three minutes in the past 5 months - how to I reset that clock? If it helps, I wind the thing every week.