Give Bad Advice

[Bowyn Aerrow]

You work in a laboratory, surely you have sufficient liquid nitrogen around the lab to at least soak your feet in to cool off, if not take a whole bath....


So I gots about 4 hours sleep, feeling crappy but am up to go about my day - how do I get that 'well slept' freshness?

[trialbyerror]

Its a process you have to go through....

First step is to buy a reaaaaaly nice expensive comfortable eye catching coffin


The rest I'm sure I don't need to explain:biggrin:

I wish I win the state lottery with my ticket I bought :eek:

[partis]

Granted but you should of sewn that hole in your pocket... you can scream now :p

I wish i could just slow down

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Granted, I cover you in thick molasses - things get a little sticky, sure, but it slows you down.

---> Pause here to take time envisioning Partis covered in molasses - without clothing of course.....


Ok - I wish I could really see Partis covered in molasses.

[partis]

Not granted cause this aint the wish thread (ducks fault) Nah f*** that where the molasses at

PS - actually i dont know we have molasses, i thought it was some kind of leech, it wasn't bad thoughts, am I normal :p

something is humming and i dont know what

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Its me, in your closet.... watching you...... as I hum......

I still want to see partis covered in molasses - hell I would accept just regular old corn syrup at this point.:tongue:

[southbiochem]

sure, go to Kent, England, UK...locate him, kidnap him, bring him back to the US, strip him naked (yay) and cover him in melaza or whatever..and then enjoy your good day before the Interpol comes get you..

I need a good sleep inducer and the most readily available thing (and free) is the crazy amounts of chamomile growing EVRYWHERE in my area.......I, however, never have nor the time nor the energy when I do have time to get up and go pick some..

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Get a boy friend who will do, amongst other things, dry you chamomile flowers and make you sleepy-time teas.

My Iguana escaped, trouble is she is a bit out of my reach. She is on Mars:


http://www.foxnews.com/science/2013/11/0...a-on-mars/

How to I get her back?

[southbiochem]

With your ongoing Elvish delusions you can't tell me you won't try to go to Mars thinking you can breathe in space?

Oh, well, ask for the next mission to Mars to go and get it here for you..

good luck staying alive till that happens :eek:

I have to start taking care of my mental health...I'm getting a bit unstable lately

[trialbyerror]

Yur instability has nothing to do with your mental health....

It has everything to do with that secrete distillary you got hidden under your bed:biggrin:

Oh I got to give you bad advice...

Throw a bunch of alcan foil into a drum of hydrocloric acid, close the drum up tight, and sit down on it

Perhaps you will find Bow's Lizzardy thing on Mars for him :biggrin:

I'm going to sleep, I'm tired.