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Hate- i,ve never touched drugs... this is the "lie to me" thread silly...

I forgot to eat today
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Hire a 'body guard' who will sit on you and feed you.

Actually if is the lie to me thread,then saying 'I forget to eat today' means the person above you forgot to eat today which being directed at me is a bald faced truth since its pretty much common knowledge that I rarely eat.

I'm supposed to be making pie crusts but am seriously thinking about taking a nap.
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Bowyn Aerrow Wrote:Hire a 'body guard' who will sit on you and feed you.

Actually if is the lie to me thread,then saying 'I forget to eat today' means the person above you forgot to eat today which being directed at me is a bald faced truth since its pretty much common knowledge that I rarely eat.

I'm supposed to be making pie crusts but am seriously thinking about taking a nap.

"I" forgot to eat today... not "him"... not "the guy above me"... isnt the most common lies we tell people, lies about ourselves

Actually that was my attempt to bring order to procedings... it was truth.

Poly filla... we,ve been through this. sheesh.

I need a mug of tea.
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Come out and see me, I found my Tea ball, apparently it fell behind the table...

I drank too much at Bowyn's Bar again, feeling decidedly slightly hungover..
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Smoke crack to get rid of that hungover feeling.

I cant stop yawning tonight
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Just stop yawning tomorrow then!

I need to get rid of the mushrooms in the fridge, they're gonna go bad soon.
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Miles Wrote:Just stop yawning tomorrow then!

I need to get rid of the mushrooms in the fridge, they're gonna go bad soon.

Ok, 1 minute to go till tommoro, pretty good advice considering. ..

Make mushroom sponge cake

Oh its just turned tommoro... im so tired!
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Keep yawning :p

My mushroom sponge cake has achieved self-awareness and is attacking the city!!!!!! What must I do to defeat it D=
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Damn you, I just stopped :p

You must create another five mushroom sponge cakes to defeat this one

My eyes hurt
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I believe a certain actress can take good care of eyes..




That reminds me I need to own a katana again
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