Give Bad Advice

[southbiochem]

put the stick in your bum and use those muscles..

I fear rejection

[partis]

Then never try in the first place

I keep getting flashing pain on right side of my head

[CellarDweller]

do nothing, it will fade in time.

i'm tired

[Rainbowmum]

Drink a gallon of black coffee.

I don't want to do the gutters again.

[CellarDweller]

take them down, you'll never have to do them again.

I need to get back to reading

[austin]

[SIZE="4"]Lay your book on a open flame it helps to get more into the book.

I need to make some breakfast[/SIZE]

[southbiochem]

kill a dog and cook it

I need this vacation to last longer

[CellarDweller]

just don't go back to work.


I need to vacuum the carpet.

[southbiochem]

create a black hole.

I need to get new underwear lol..

[CellarDweller]

find a garage sale

I'm tired, but don't want to go to bed.