Give Bad Advice

[southbiochem]

stay up until sleep deprivation takes its toll

I want some roasted milk

[CellarDweller]

set the milk carton on fire.

I think I want a flat screen tv

[southbiochem]

smash your current one until its flat

I have to do work during my vacations

[austin]

[SIZE="4"]Its a vacation dont do nothing ,
I gotta get a new phone.[/SIZE]

[Woollyhats]

Get one of those super awesome phone deals where you get a new phone for 1 cent. Just don't read the small print.

I need for the holes where my wisdom teeth used to go to stop hurting.

[austin]

[SIZE="3"]Try to chew as much food as you can on them , if you can get them to start bleeding again then gargle in Cinnamon.

I need to clean my apartment.[/SIZE]

[partis]

Shove everything under the rug

Its too long till friday & payday

[CellarDweller]

rob a bank tomorrow.

I don't want to finish my laundry

[Rainbowmum]

Turn the cloths inside out and spray with deodorant, should be good for another week.:biggrin:

I can't be bothered with futile arguments today.

[CellarDweller]

stop listening to everyone, and then live like a hermit.

I don't want to put laundry away.