Give Bad Advice

[southbiochem]

tell them their dicks are too small

no, no, no

yerba mate I need some now

[partis]

Granted but it scolds your throat

I want indian food

[southbiochem]

Invade India

I want the Crown of the Dutch King

[Rainbowmum]

Smite him.

I want to go on a cruise.

[partis]

Go on an over 80s cruise

I got little hairy toes

[southbiochem]

so do I, what's the big deal?..

Anyway, burn them one by one

I want to buy an aircraft carrier but it's a little bit out of my budget

[CellarDweller]

just steal one, they don't guard them anyway.

the cookies on the counter are calling my name.

[austin]

[SIZE="3"] so is everything in your fridge , just eat it all.


I need some cough medicine.[/SIZE]

[southbiochem]

rip out your throat instead

I need to calm down

[partis]

Drink a bottle of vodka :p

I need a passport