Give Bad Advice

[CellarDweller]

go have 5 for breakfast.


I want to just leave work

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Take all the money in the office.... Spend it on something nice for yourself. You deserve it.

I'm Bored.

[CellarDweller]

Jump out a window, that's exciting!

looks like rain outside

[Harry]

Don't bother with the jacket, I'm sure it'll stop.

Where should I go on holiday?

[CellarDweller]

to Russia to visit with Putin


I want to bowl a 200 game tonight.

[trialbyerror]

to Russia to visit with Putin


I want to bowl a 200 game tonight.

Nominate somebody else to play in for you....:tongue:

I want to start going on hikes again...

[CellarDweller]

you can start by hiking up those pants.


Hey, let's have a kiki!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Um. Kiki- a party for the purpose of gossiping? allow me to start it off then. Cellar never wears underwear - shocking no.....?

My roommate never wished me a happy birthday today... Hmmm. Not that I mind, its just 'odd'.... suggestions?

[Chase]

Slip your mother your phone number, your mother will then call your phone but instead of answering it you will let the answering machine get it. Then your mother will leave you a happy birthday message over the machine that your roommate will over hear, so he will then say it to you.
I want to graduate, now. Advice?

[Bowyn Aerrow]

My mother is dead.... so that should be a very interesting phone call....

Create your own university, give yourself your own diploma - done.

I have four railroad ties left to remove from the old retaining wall, but I feel weak and powerless today.... I need more muscles to get his done... suggestions?