Give Bad Advice

[East]

It is always a kind and thoughtful gesture to shape and prune your neighbors trees and hedges into interesting shapes

[BlueStar]

You could always wipe your sweat with a towel then put that towel in the bathroom when someone is about to was hands.

[CellarDweller]

Looking for someone to talk to? Call 911, the operators get lonely.

[BlueStar]

Plant a huge bomb in the ground floor of a building then take cover in the roof.

[CellarDweller]

have a flight to take? While on the security line, mention you're a member of ISIS.

[Bhp91126]

Make bets with your friends who can bring the biggest gun on your flight to Washington. Challenge the TSA agents further by keeping your pocketknife in the front pocket of your pants while going through the screening. Threaten them with violence if they touch your junk.

[CellarDweller]

At the next wedding you go to, stand and make a toast tot he couple, and then turn it into a political rant about how gays can't marry.

[BlueStar]

Bring one's ex for the wedding shower.

[Bhp91126]

At the next wedding you go to, stand and make a toast tot he couple, and then turn it into a political rant about how gays can't marry.

Snort
Or fondly recall all the good times you spent in bed with the groom

[CellarDweller]

Snort
Or fondly recall all the good times you spent in bed with the groom

LOL

Look through random women's purses looking for tampons.