Give Bad Advice

[BlueStar]

Sleep on the desk and pretend you were praying.

I should be posting more on here.

[Bhp91126]

Just cut back on the time you spend with family, friends and in school.

How can I find a good FB or FWB?

[palbert]

Go to Angie's List.

Drive as long as possible without a vehicle inspection.

[trywait]

then get into a car accident.

I cant help but be an @ss man.

[Rareboy]

Every time, slap the ass of the guy next to you at the urinals as a sign of greeting.

You can make friends with a skunk by running toward it clapping your hands.

[trywait]

then put that skunk in your car's trunk.

I don't let waking up in the morning

[BlueStar]

Turn off your alarm.

I can't stand insects.

[CellarDweller]

put them in your bed before going to sleep, you'll get over it.


I'm allergic (I think) to pineapple.

[trywait]

eat mango instead.

my tummy is upset

[araya]

eat sour and spicy things

I'm stuck on this project