Give Bad Advice

[araya]

try going here straight on plane w/o any transit

I think I need to make an appointment w/ dentist

[Bhp91126]

You won't need any numbing when your teeth are being pulled

I will spend the long weekend with my inlaws

[East]

Spend the first hour telling them how much weight they have gained and how much older they look than last time you saw them...it will put everyone at ease and make the holiday a little brighter.

I just bought a tube of wasabi for my 87 year old friend who likes spicy stuff

[trywait]

serve it with gari or pickled ginger as americans know it by

im already hungry and it's not even close to thanksgiving dinner

[araya]

order so many pizza so you haave leftover on tgiv dinner

I think I need a hair cut

[Rareboy]

Just do it yourself at home with the kitchen scissors and save all that money.

A little late....but if you're making turkey for Thanksgiving (or Christmas I guess), just put it in the oven and hit the 'self-clean' button....it will cook in almost no time.

[trywait]

don't forget to use easy off.

my tummy is stuffed

[bluedragon]

Eating more is the answer

I can't sleep

[East]

Go out and have 10 or 12 drinks and then ask a stranger to take you home..you will sleep much better after that happens...

I have to send Christmas Cards now...

[trywait]

just email them instead

I can officially say im going on a date next month