Give Bad Advice

[Cridders88]

Dive into a frozen lake

I want to go for a walk

[East]

A stroll through the bad part of town should be refreshing...

I want to take a week vacation

[Cridders88]

Stay at work for that week.

I want to do another skydive

[East]

Get a good used parachute at the flea market and don't bother checking it out...it will be fine

I want to boil some artichokes

[Cridders88]

Put it in a pan, turn on the heat, but don't add water.

I don't want to serve any customers today

[East]

No worries...just tell them to serve themselves...and leave the money on the table

I am wondering if I should wait in line at the movies tomorrow or not?

[Cridders88]

Fire a gun a few times into the air, that should disperse the queue!

I'm wondering whether to do the washing up before bed.

[trywait]

shower using a hose instead. same thing.

I dunno what to do about dinner

[CellarDweller]

cannibalism sounds interesting.

I don't want to work on Monday.

[Cridders88]

Then don't, who needs money anyway?

I don't want to listen to the whinger in the work's canteen anymore