Give Bad Advice

[East]

Give him a brownie with ex-lax for a treat...make sure to do it a 1/2 hour before he has to run to he bathroom...and hopefully he will make it there in time :eek: ...and then tell him what you did LOL..Everyone will have a good laugh!

I don't want to go to the gym...but I am gonna force msyelf

[kjames]

Take a few lines of speed. That will get you up and going.

[trywait]

you forgot a 2nd sentence.


Im hungry but too lazy to cook.

[kjames]

Haha. Again...Take a few lines of speed. That will get you up and going. Lol!

I'm broke and I wish I had more money to do fun things without others paying.

[CellarDweller]

rent yourself out on the corner, and you'll get cash

I wish I didn't have nightmares

[East]

A good cure for nightmares is a couple this of acid just before bedtime!

Why do I put garlic on everything?

[trywait]

because youre hoping that during the apocalypse, garlic works for zombies as well as vampires

I wish I could give someone peace of mind

[kjames]

Buy them a couple of gift cards, one to Bevmo and the other to the gun store.

I want a new career.

[ijulianv]

Quit your job and become a full-time penny collector. A penny saved is a penny earned.

I'm trying to build my viewership on YouTube.

[trywait]

add Ig to it!

I need to be asleep