Give Bad Advice

[Cridders88]

Take driving lessons in an automatic

I want to get a promotion

[CellarDweller]

offer your boss sexual favors.

I want a vacation

[RUoutthere]

start walking across the US

I want a new car

[trywait]

pick one up from toys r us.

I wanna be somewhere else

[East]

I hear they have great hotel rates in Tunisia

What should I do about this cut on my hand?

[Cordelia]

cut the other one to match and tell everyone its stigmata

my cat drops hair everywhere

[East]

Lucky you...cat hair is the perfect garnish for ice cream..just make sure you dip it in chocolate first (dark chocolate..of course )

I want to see if I can clean the bathroom in less than 10 minutes

[rado84]

Pour 5 gallons of gasoline in the bathroom and scratch the matches.

I wanna change the operating system of my smartphone.

[RUoutthere]

Get a lobotomy. You will think it has changed the operating system in your phone.

My dog keeps humping my leg.

[rado84]

Stand on 4 legs...

I wanna get laid.