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08-10-2015, 12:06 PM

Get it waxed...

I need to wash my truck..

Cridders88 · 08-10-2015, 12:53 PM

Anocxu Wrote:Get it waxed...

I need to wash my truck..

I'm cringing at the thought of that, ouch!! lol

My advice to you, load a pump full of manure and shower your truck with it... job done :biggrin:

I have not yet consumed any food today, and am pretty hungry.

08-10-2015, 07:36 PM

Pop a Viagra... and wash it down with a shot of Absinthe .

I need to get a ton of manure off my truck..

Cridders88 · 08-10-2015, 07:51 PM

Lick it off :eek:

My stomach is rumbling again as I wonder what to eat.

08-10-2015, 09:32 PM

Eat 2 viagras...
Wash them down with a shot of Absinthe.

My teeth are filthy brown..

CaptainAwesome · 08-10-2015, 09:33 PM

Jab yourself in the stomach.

I sleep through my alarm sometimes.

08-10-2015, 11:35 PM

Quit Sleeping!!

There's a giant hole in my stomach ..

Cridders88 · 08-11-2015, 01:15 PM

Fill it with super glue.

I am surrounded by women babbling on about their celebrity magazines.

08-11-2015, 04:52 PM

Set yourself on Fire..

I want to be an underwear model

08-11-2015, 06:50 PM

Take as much underwear you can find an put all of it on the same time. The trick to underwear modeling isn't how you wear it, but how much of it you have on.

I need to find something to eat.

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