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Do not write down important things, instead create an extremely elaborate mnemonic device that has 7 steps to remember each word.

I ripped my jeans in the crotch area
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sow it with a really poisoned needle while wearing them.

Half the sat is gone and I spent it sleeping.
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Do the same for Sunday as well.

I sprained my ankle and it's swollen.
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time to do the triathlon

I'm tipsy and numb
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from what? juice?

follow humpty dumpty

yesterday was exhausting
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work, bitch!

I need to pee but I don't wanna get out of beeeed
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Wet the bed.

The morning at work has dragged like hell.
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quit your job, who needs the money anyway

I thought I had finish cleaning and tidying up and forgot about the laundry that now needs to be ironed and now I can't really be bothered with it
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Set fire to the laundry, who needs clothes anyway?

It's very very quiet at work. Too quiet.
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start breaking those glasses and make some noise!

I'd like to keep this 16C unchanged all day please
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