Give Bad Advice

[trywait]

put milk in the freezer, then lick it

I want a body scrub

[Insertnamehere]

use a razor and go crazy

I need longer weekends

[Scootaloo]

Get a second job

I have a stiff neck

[trywait]

rub it out with bengay

I want dessert

[Cridders88]

Eat your main course to the point of feeling ill.

I woke up far too late today.

[Scootaloo]

Netflix and Chill


My feet are cold

[Cridders88]

Put them on a hot radiator and leave them there.

Just eat 3 chocolate bars and now am feeling sick (I sense a recurring theme here, oops).

[Insertnamehere]

2 fingers down your throat will do the trick

(Si, I'm not one to tell people about how to eat, cause I eat my anxieties sometimes, but....yeah....try and see that?)

I need to get people educated so they stop asking for antibiotics to deal with viral infections

[trywait]

wait...don't antibiotics only work for bacteria and not viruses?

my stomach is growling

[Scootaloo]

growl back at it. If it doesn't cower, then punch it a bunch of times.

I have chronic lower back pain