Give Bad Advice

[Insertnamehere]

do jap-drag and look at the mirror

I wanna slice some wood with a proper katana

[thawoods]

watch Samurai Jack do that instead

I have to avoid drinking sodas, especially Coke.

[AlfredM]

Mix all kinds of known soda in a jug and chug it down, you'll get sick of soda, in more than 1 way.

It's raining heavily here and I wanna dance and sing in the rain.

[thawoods]

get nakkid in the rain instead.

Gordon Ramsay is terrible!

[thawoods]

...jump in so you won't have to watch anymore.

I want to visit Italy.

[thawoods]

go do the ice bucket challenge.

I need a cookie.

[CaptainAwesome]

Go searching in the ocean.

I need a haircut

[Cridders88]

Wear a wig.

Work is so incredibly quiet.

[thawoods]

...turn on the radio and set the volume to a maximum.

It's past 12 AM and I'm still out of bed.

[Cridders88]

Drink coffee and rave to loud music.

10 mins left on my shift.