Give Bad Advice

[Insertnamehere]

Obliterate it with nuclear weapons

I scratched a wound and now it's bleeding

[thawoods]

...scratch it more, it will bleed more...

I think Taylor Swift is Imba.

[Insertnamehere]

stalk her

I miss [MENTION=23058]IanSaysHi[/MENTION] even tho I didn't get to know him all that well

[thawoods]

...forget him.

...my stomach is secreting digestive juices.

[Insertnamehere]

go spider-like, spit them on food and let digestion take place outside, so you can eat the resulting liquid

damn, my 3rd erection of the day

[thawoods]

...imagine an unattractive person.

I need to conquer my fear of heights.

[Insertnamehere]

skip the building and go straight for skydiving

I dunno which plate to eat first

[thawoods]

...eat the second plate.

Should I take my pills or not?

[Insertnamehere]

nah, you'll be fine it's not like you have some illness eh?

I'm hot and bothered

[thawoods]

...light your fire-place.

I'm a grammar Nazi.