Give Bad Advice

[Insertnamehere]

stab your hand

I need to dish pain

[thawoods]

get down

we have no more rice

[AlfredM]

Start planting paddy field.

I need to have a light dinner since I'm quite full now. Suggest me a meal.

[Cridders88]

Porridge. Use a whole pint of milk a 3 packets of oats. Then for mains, a large bowl of tuna and pasta.

I was meant to be at my mums half hour ago but I still havent dressed and showered.

[Insertnamehere]

Stay in bed and tell her to suck it.
[MENTION=19258]thawoods[/MENTION] no rice IS a major problem. I feel for you man.

I have to organize at least 4 inductions of 1 Lt of bacterial culture per day next week

[Cridders88]

Eat lettuce leaves every day with no dressing.

Mum is making a curry and it smells bloody lovely and I am starving. It won't be ready for another 30 mins and I have already eaten my limbs.

[Insertnamehere]

Eat your dick

I'm falling into a wee bit of sadness

[Cridders88]

Snort some coke

(Big hugs for Suds)

My eyes are really itchy as I am allerigic to one of my Mum's cats and stupidly I forgot to take allergy tablets.

[Insertnamehere]

Burn it to death and blame your brother

I've been asked a really tricky question and I hate the answer I have to give everytime

[Cridders88]

Burn it to death and blame your brother

I've been asked a really tricky question and I hate the answer I have to give everytime

Nooooooooo Suds, it's too fucking cute and sweet for that bless her. A very loving Burmese . It's odd I'm allergic to her and not any of the others

Instead of answering, fart really loudly and see if the person hangs around for an answer.

My days off go too quickly.