Give Bad Advice

[Insertnamehere]

(Ugh....so you can get even hotter? Have mercy!)

Fine, off to do 1 h of HIIT non stop.

I've been lazy with exercise these days off

[Cridders88]

Stay in bed. Permanently.

I'm becoming more and more of a night owl

[thawoods]

if you live near the sunrise, fly with all your might to the nearest ray of sun

I feel like I've been hit by a sledge-hammer.

[Cridders88]

Actually hit yourself with a sledge hammer and see how it compares.

I fancy a bowl of cereal

[Insertnamehere]

Hit yourself with the real thing and make a comparison.....

EDIT:fuck you for reading my mind [MENTION=22727]Cridders88[/MENTION]

go plant the seeds and do the whole process

I am running out of time off

[thawoods]

fancy until a confetti of cereal rains upon you

Tyra Banks is awesome.

[Insertnamehere]

smash her face until she is not anymore

I have a hard time dealing with the outside world

[Cridders88]

Start running a women's dance class.

I have another day off but it isn't enough

[thawoods]

come out of the closet.

I am scared of "the Queen of Hearts" type women.

[Insertnamehere]

Come meet my sister

Don't wanna work tomorrow