12-03-2015, 03:52 AM
Never give it to anyone, not even yourself.
My right eye is swollen.
My right eye is swollen.
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12-03-2015, 05:28 AM
punch yourself in the left eye so they match
I have had way too much turkey over the past week 
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12-03-2015, 05:41 AM
eat peacock instead
im not sleeping enough
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12-03-2015, 05:56 AM
drink ten cups of coffee and eat a whole pack of NO DOZE
my car is making a funny noise
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12-03-2015, 06:16 AM
Be skeptical of everyone and never let anyone in.
I have heartburn
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12-03-2015, 06:22 AM
drink tea with Xanax
I want to go to bed early
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12-03-2015, 06:37 AM
Go to bed late but change your alarm clock to make it seem early
I need to change the oil in my snowblower
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12-03-2015, 09:43 AM
Send it ISIS, they should be able to fill it.
I need to shave, but I don't have a razor. 
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12-03-2015, 02:02 PM
Use a knife instead.
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