Give Bad Advice

[Cridders88]

Come to the UK for a swim.

I'm in desperate need of some time off.

[thawoods]

shut your alarm clock

i'm not good in math.

[Cridders88]

Apply for an accountancy position.

I have already eaten too much chocolate today as the manager brought in a shed load and I was too weak to say no.

[AlfredM]

[MENTION=19258]thawoods[/MENTION] Try taking a degree in math [emoji23]
[MENTION=22727]Cridders88[/MENTION] Come to Langkawi here and eat some more super cheap chocolate with me [emoji39]

I'm thinking of getting a sofa bed to replace my single bed, it's not so big as queen or king bed, but is it practical though?

[Cridders88]

Get a bed of nails, great for entertaining guys on

I've yet to get a work's secret santa present. I didn't want toleave it till the last minute but I really can't be arsed to go put on my lunch break.

[AlfredM]

Damn, you're kinky, I like it! A bed of nails isn't really that bad though as it won't hurt you, but obviously it's not as comfortable as the one with a mattress.

Get a gift card, or coupons for personal favors.

[Insertnamehere]

And as we patiently await for the avid hoe to ask for advice...

I don't wanna put on clothes today

[thawoods]

use all of your clothes until you roll on the floor laughing.

i haven't eaten mushrooms in a long time!

[Insertnamehere]

Go fetch all you can see and nevermind to find if they're poisonous.

Already nekkid, fan is on, don't knw what else to do about heat

[AlfredM]

And as we patiently await for the avid hoe to ask for advice...

Damn it, I did it again! [emoji28] .

i haven't eaten mushrooms in a long time!

Get some of those wild mushrooms and eat 'em raw!

Already nekkid, fan is on, don't knw what else to do about heat

Fill the tub with ice and dip in it!

I keep forgetting trivial stuff like asking for advice here or TPBM statement! [emoji43]