Give Bad Advice

[Insertnamehere]

Kill someone to steal theirs

I'm hungry

[Insertnamehere]

Pour water on it, nevermind the electrical connections

I'm eating a freaking salad

[trywait]

I found a hole in my sock

[thawoods]

perforate it with a stick

i can feel my spider-sense tingling

[trywait]

make sure it's not because of doc oct

I will have a hard time sleeping tonight

[Cridders88]

Do a line of coke.

3 more work days (inc today) until my 3 day weekend

[Scootaloo]

work over time

I'm at war with the neighbor over who can put up the most gaudy Christmas display

[Chase]

Go for the win yourself at the cost of putting yourself in debt. Take out a mortgage and whopping loan you'll never be able to pay back, and spend it all on Christmas decorations. You can do it, outdo the Vegas Strip!

I keep procrastinating by chatting with you guys online when I should be studying for finals.

[thawoods]

keep chatting with us ^^

I'm late for breakfast.

[Scootaloo]

just eat twice as much at Lunch

my leg fell asleep