Give Bad Advice

[Insertnamehere]

Break everything around you

I need to go xmas shopping!!!

[thawoods]

go channukah late shopping instead

My coffee just got cold.

[Insertnamehere]

freeze it so it gets colder

I'm having fruit flavored tea

[CaptainAwesome]

Add some peppers to enhance the flavour

I can't locate a file that I need

[thawoods]

reformat your computer

I am wanting to eat Krispy Kreme dough-nuts that my sister brought home from Mla.

[Cridders88]

Refuse the doughnuts and just eat cabbage instead.

Awkward moments kill me.

[Insertnamehere]

Kill the other person first!

I'm warmish and I don't like it

[thawoods]

go out in the cold, it's winter

I never watch TV.

[Insertnamehere]

Buy 10

I'm 2 days away from the official start of summer

[Cridders88]

Put on 4 layers of clothes and sunbathe.

It's 16C here, on a December night. This is record breakingly warm. We shouldn't be getting temperatures ANYWHERE NEAR that in the DAY in December, let alone the night. To think, in December 2010 we recorded temperatures of -18C, that's some 34C difference for the same calendar month. Fucked much?