Give Bad Advice

[Insertnamehere]

Bah, the toilet is a seat! Use it.

I'm not sure what is so cool about siblings...me thinks woodsie is an only child?

Anyway

Speaking of siblings, my sister is in need of monetary aid....again

(See woodsie? Not so cool, I tell you)

[thawoods]

no sudsie, woodsie is an only boy, =p

tell her to sell her possessions in-stead

i am looking for a self-help book that will help me cut down on my spending

[Insertnamehere]

Find the most expensive one. lol

I want to get out of here, far far away

[AlfredM]

Hitch a ride on a jet's landing gear

I need to dig through the mess in my room to find a folder they stores all of my important certificates.

[Insertnamehere]

Just burn everything and sweep the ashes as they consume the files until you find the ones you're looking for.

I'm a fucking dyslexic bastard on the keyboard. It's so irritating.

[IanSaysHi]

Get Siri to type everything for you.

I'm nervous. Something awaits me that I'm dreading...

[trywait]

suck on a lollipop

im going back to my house today

[thawoods]

go back to your ant-hill instead

i kinda believe in horoscopes. d/h?

[Insertnamehere]

Kinda hate.

I need a proper sleep today.

[trywait]

take unisom

I made it back to my house