Give Bad Advice

[Confuzzled4]

Cut off your foot, then you won't need a sock.
I want to go rock climbing, but I have a fear of heights.

[Cridders88]

Go skydiving without a parachute, at least you'll never be afraid of heights again!

Later start today, so the bus has gotten me to work far too early.

[Insertnamehere]

Set yourself on fire and then take a shower.

Now my arms are kinda sore

[Cridders88]

Chop them off, who needs arms anyway?

I'm feeling a little unsettled and tired after a disturbed nights sleep which consisted of hearing someone screaming my name and at one stage, awakening suddenly, thinking I had slept through my alarm, but it was only 5am.

[Insertnamehere]

(*massive hugs*) Best if you don't sleep at all then.


I need to get off my ass and fucking work out cause it will be harder to do so in the afternoon

[Scootaloo]

run wind sprints at 3 am, naked, in the snow.


I bent my wookie

[Insertnamehere]

Rip it off and don't worry about it.

I wanna have a pet, any pet and name it "Assassin"

[Cridders88]

Change your own name to Assassin instead.

The bath panel has fallen off.

[Insertnamehere]

Now go on and have Cleveland moment




I need to have better control over the food I eat, especially when I get emotional

[Cridders88]

Eat cheese and nothing else.

I feel wired.