Give Bad Advice

[Cridders88]

Snap it off.

Sleep time soon.

[Insertnamehere]

Keep hooked on this site.

I'm getting cozy

[Cridders88]

Set fire to your bed. When you find somewhere else cozy, pour acid all over yourself.

Only two work days left this week

[Insertnamehere]

Ask for unpaid overtime

I'm getting tired :eek:

[Confuzzled4]

Take a page out of Rip Van Winkle's book and sleep for 20 years.

I can't tell if there's a burglar in my house.

[Insertnamehere]

Leave every valuable item in one place

I have a late lunch break

[Cridders88]

Go back to work.

Time is flying too fast.

[Insertnamehere]

try and chop its wings

I'm eating a wee bit fast

[Cridders88]

Shove the rest of your lunch in your mouth.

I'm in serious need of some fun.

[Insertnamehere]

Shoot people till you like it

I'm counting the hours till departure!