02-08-2016, 03:59 AM
Have a wank instead.
I have a sore throat.
I have a sore throat.
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02-08-2016, 04:06 AM
Watch the movie. Same thing.
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02-09-2016, 07:11 PM
Make do with a blunt pencil.
Looks like another Winter is passing by with no snow.
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02-13-2016, 03:38 AM
Live in Canada, and don't take any clothing with you.
My face is slightly sunburnt
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02-13-2016, 09:28 AM
Go on a sunbed.
My eyes feel like they are going to pop out. 
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02-13-2016, 11:23 AM
Try a shot of vodka on each eyeball?
I'm hungry.
Gossip is the Devil’s telephone; best just to hang up.
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02-13-2016, 06:38 PM
Eat 2 f your own limbs. Yoiu can choose between the 2 arms, the 2 legs and your dick.
I'm home alone *evil face*
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02-13-2016, 07:52 PM
Burn the house down.
I am not home alone.
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02-14-2016, 03:34 AM
Invite 10 random people around, get drunk, and trash the place.
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