Give Bad Advice

[Cridders88]

Mix it with tea leaves then eat it like that.

It seems, as I am holiday from work, that I'm becoming a night owl again.

[Insertnamehere]

Use caffeine and sleep pills at the same time and see which one prevails.

I'm feeling odd and unusual

[Cridders88]

Get up and walk around in circles and see how you feel after 100 circles.

I haven't taken any driving lessons.

[Insertnamehere]

Hop into a car and get in there. I bet you're a natural.

Someday I'll fly a plane. Or not.

[Cridders88]

Fly one with no prior lessons.

I have a boner.

[Insertnamehere]

Chop it off and get rid of it.

My bed feels empty

[Cridders88]

Suds - Invite your sister into bed.

Alto - Go for a run.

It's pretty darn cold.

[Insertnamehere]

Set the house of fire.

I find so many people are so damn ignorant

[Cridders88]

Feed their ignorance with nods and murmours of agreement.

I sometimes find it difficult to put what I mean into words.

[Insertnamehere]

hug your pillow

I now have a boner too