Give Bad Advice

[Cridders88]

Alto - Hug a lamp post.

Suds - Go show your parents.

I am not yet ready for bed

[Insertnamehere]

throw the bed away then

I want howling wind blown in my face

[Cridders88]

Stick your face in front of the fan. Same thing.

I plan on laying in tomorrow

[Insertnamehere]

Do it and just wait for food to come your way. I'm sure it'll happen.

I want to hump someone right about now lol

[Cridders88]

Find the nearest lamp post.

Beach trip tomorrow

[Insertnamehere]

Skinny dip!

I have a feeling of impending doom

[Scootaloo]

Make pamphlets, get to the streets, and warn the masses.


I can't bring myself to clean the dishes

[Insertnamehere]

Piss on them and try to get the dirt out.


I need lunch soon but I'm a bit slow when I cook.

[Cridders88]

Use a slow cooker.

I STILL keep having my sleep cut short by the constantly crying baby in the flat above.

[thawoods]

kill that baby!!!! > xxx <

my penis is so sweet, my blood sugar is 9 inches ...