Give Bad Advice

[Cridders88]

Don't bother, eat loads of chocolate instead, that's what I did yesterday lol.

Two more days then two off

[Insertnamehere]

Ask for extra hours at 0,0000000000001 rate

I need to rest well on the weekend

[Cridders88]

Go out clubbing and don't bother sleeping until 4am Monday morning.

I should really get ready for my shift.

[Insertnamehere]

Do nothing

I have to clean the fridge

[Cridders88]

Leave the food in there until it's rotten, and do not remove it.

My legs ache.

[Insertnamehere]

Go out and run 10 miles

I have to shower and get dressed to go visit a relative.

[Cridders88]

Don't bother turning up, and don't ring them to say you're not coming.

I'm not sure what to have for dinner.

[Insertnamehere]

Eat one of your flat mate's limbs

I need to sleep perfectly fine these upcoming 2 nights

[Cridders88]

Spend the next two nights snorting cocaine.

Justin Bieber looks rather good in the scope of my sniper rifle.

[Insertnamehere]

Blink. There, now I've cut his throat. Thanks.

I'm getting sleepy