Give Bad Advice

[Cridders88]

Start playing with yourself.

The sun is shining but I am still in bed.

[Insertnamehere]

Wait till it get coverd and starts pouring rain and then go out.

Tis getting quite warm these past days :/

[Cridders88]

Wrap up with a scarf, hat and thick coat.

I have yet to plan to go anywhere this year on holiday, and am not sure if I actually will.

[MikeMercury]

The money you save by not going on holiday, give it to me.

I have to service the car tomorrow.

[Cridders88]

Go out and torch your car, it will save you the job of servicing it at least.

It's 11pm and I'm hungry, despite having dinner earlier.

[Insertnamehere]

Eat a part of yourself, that way you won't gain weight.

Tomorrow I resume work.

[Cridders88]

Ring your boss and tell her to fuck herself.

I am up very late again.

[thawoods]

wake up early

i want candy x

[Insertnamehere]

Caramelize one of your eye balls and eat it.

I have to go sleep soonish

[thawoods]

go to hell x

im so friggin' exhausted x