Give Bad Advice

[Cridders88]

You're getting too much sleep, I'd recommend getting none at all, you'll feel sooo much better

Traffic is gawd awful again

[Insertnamehere]

Grab a few grenades and clear the path!

I have to finish a plasmid extraction, amplify a gene on it, purify it on agarose, cloning it on TOPO TA and transforming the resulting construct on DH5a, all of that today (so far, so good)

[Cridders88]

Torch the lab then go about bragging about your actions.

One more day then 3 day weekend

[Scootaloo]

sign up for overtime

I have some yard work to do

[Insertnamehere]

Just burn it all

I'm waiting on a DH5a to grow so I can spread in on X-gal covered LB with 50 mM Kanamycin and then I can go home

[Cridders88]

Leave early anyway.

My throat seems dry regardless of how much water I drink currently.

[Insertnamehere]

Put a hose on it and don't stop the water flow.

I want chocolate!!

[Scootaloo]

go rob a girl scout and gorge on thin mints

I stubbed my toe on the coffee table

[desilover]

Cut your toe off

I want to become a priest

[Cridders88]

Commit an armed robbery then get caught and thrown in jail.

My neck feels stiff this morning