Give Bad Advice

[Cridders88]

Stay in bed forever.

I have an annoying song stuck in my head.

[starlight]

Solve a anagram (thats actually good)

I need a drink

[Cridders88]

Eat sand.

I wish travelling alone to unfamiliar places wouldn't fill me with anxiety.

[Insertnamehere]

Travel everywhere in the world so that no single squared meter of land is unfamiliar to you anymore.

I have a surgence of allergy (in the fall...weird)

[trywait]

take zyrtec

I want a flatter tummy

[Cridders88]

Eat pasta all day and become a couch potato. Drink lots of beer too, I hear it helps.

I am tired

[Scootaloo]

Drink a case of redbull, a pot of coffee, and do a bag of meth.

It's cold and rainy out

[starlight]

get a deck chair out

im going to work and cant be bothered

[Insertnamehere]

Slice a few heads off on your way there to make things interesting.

I want tea but can't be arsed to prepare it.

[Cridders88]

Eat a teabag.

I'm meant to be going out but I still haven't gotten off the sofa to get changed from work.