Give Bad Advice

[Insertnamehere]

Just go out with your sofa




I have to survive Friday at work

[trywait]

take a sleeping pill

im falling asleep

[Cridders88]

Stab yourself in the leg with a knife.

I am feeling fed up.

[starlight]

try feeling fed down

im itchy

[Cridders88]

Scratch yourself with a scalpel.

I feel like I have a lot of pent up energy.

[Insertnamehere]

Poke hole in your body to let it out

I feel like I have no energy at all!

[Scootaloo]

next guy you see, offer to suck his dick. Tell him you need his life energy

I'm all alone on a Friday night

[Cridders88]

Invite 15 men into your bedroom. Hang on, this is meant to be bad advice. Oh fuck it, I can't be arsed to change it :biggrin:

Sleep time soon.

[Insertnamehere]

Do some meth.

I'm so sleepy

[Cridders88]

Do some coke.

Shift starts in 20 mins and I feel like just telling everyone to fuck off.