Give Bad Advice

[trywait]

use a visa card

I wanna have a lazy sunday

[Cridders88]

Go grocery shopping, then do some volunteer work at a soup kitchen, then go to the gym, then an exercise class, then call in at work and do a 30 minute presentation on the world economy, then go for a 5 mile run, get home, put some washing on, clean the entire house from top to bottom, do some ironing, repair the leak in your roof, write a 5000 word essay on the meaning of life for shits and giggles, then maybe consider going to bed, but only after you've done the washing up, cleaned the oven and planned a wedding for your best friend who is getting married next year.

It's so hard to keep everyone happy.

[trywait]

give everyone a hug

my allergies are acting up

[Ammon]

Hold your breath, it will go away...

I want to buy a house.

[CellarDweller]

get the first one you see, and don't bother with any inspections!

I don't want to go back to work on Monday

[Ammon]

Send a friendrequest to your boss, wait untill he accepts, then post "I don't want to work this monday!!!"

Then call your boss and tell him you're sick. Goodluck.

I'm not tired but need to sleep

[CellarDweller]

have an energy drink, then, when you get tired, you'll REALLY be tired.

it's time for dinner, but I don't want to move

[Ammon]

Grab your lasso and pull everything to you!

I'm going to go shopping for clothes tomorrow

[trywait]

go nude so they will definitely give you clothes.

im craving French fries

[Cridders88]

Eat a bowl of lettuce with no dressing instead.

I need to get up but have fallen into the trap of watching YouTube videos instead.