Give Bad Advice

[Cridders88]

Drink plenty of coffee before bed.

There is just not enough time in the day.

[baristajedi]

Change your clocks so you think there's more time

I wanna be at the beach right now instead of going to work

[Cridders88]

Quit your job, I am sure you could still go to the beach with no money!

I have got an early start at work tomorrow.

[trywait]

clock out after only an hour

im craving something sweet

[Cridders88]

Drink salt water.

The bed is comfy, but I need to get out of it.

[Justaguy]

Handcuff yourself to the bed.

I had very little sleep last night.

[Cridders88]

Stay awake for 4 more days.

I feel sweaty.

[trywait]

jump into the pool.

my dvr didn't record a show completely

[Cridders88]

Watch the little bit it did record, over and over.

My stomach hurts.

[Davie]

Take plenty of senna.

I have a runny nose.