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sit on the front lawn, no phone, and contemplate the grass

I need to do laundry.
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Ask your Super-Friends to do that for you

I don’t feel like cleaning
Bernd

Being gay is not for Sissies.
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Pay five thousand dollars for one of those stupid robo vacuums that don't work.

I need to finish my homework by midnight
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Oh, it's time for you to binge watch your favorite show, and then have a late dinner, and just clear your mind, and then at about 11:45, you should be able to zip right through it!

I don't want to clean the bathroom.
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Eat some laxatives and then realise you have no toilet roll. Then don't bother cleaning up.

I may go out for a bike ride tomorrow, but probably late evening once the heat has eased.
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NO, go mid -afternoon, and don't bring any water to hydrate, no reason to carry the extra weight.


I need to work tomorrow, but don't want to.
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Then don’t, nobody will notice

I hate shaving
Bernd

Being gay is not for Sissies.
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So grow a beard, and then in December, you can decorate it for Christmas.

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I don't want to take out the garbage.
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Flush it all down the toilet.

I'm tired but don't want to go to bed yet.
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Drink 10 shots of Espresso.

I am feeling lazy.
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