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Do’h. Get yourself fired. The job market is so hot right now, you’ll find a new job fast.

My thighs hurt from working out
Bernd

Being gay is not for Sissies.
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Oh, have your husband beat your hands with a hammer. You'll forget about your thighs soon enough!


Should I procrastinate doing a workout?
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Just buy a mirror that’s bent

My back hurts tonight.
Bernd

Being gay is not for Sissies.
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find someone to walk on it with a pair a stilettos.

I'm not tired tonight.
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Go to a bar, have some drinks, talk to strangers and have a one night stand.

My creativity is shot
Bernd

Being gay is not for Sissies.
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Do what I do when I get writer's block - procrastinate by playing on GS's word games.

I have writer's block Sad
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grab a pencil and a pad of paper, and just stare at it until it inspires you.

The A/C just turned on, and now I feel cold.
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Turn it off by snipping the cord with metal scissors. You might get electrocuted, but it'll solve the cold problem.

I'm addicted to caffeine Coffee
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Get addicted to Cocaine instead. That's the better stuff !

It's hard for me to fall asleep.
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Masturbate, and if that doesn’t help Masturbate, and if that doesn’t help Masturbate, and if that doesn’t help Masturbate, and if that doesn’t help Masturbate, and if that doesn’t help Masturbate, and if that doesn’t help Masturbate, and if that doesn’t help Masturbate, and if that doesn’t help Masturbate, and if that doesn’t help Masturbate, and if that doesn’t help Masturbate, and if that doesn’t help Masturbate, and if that doesn’t help Masturbate, and if that doesn’t help Masturbate, and if that doesn’t help Masturbate, and if that doesn’t help Masturbate, and if that doesn’t help Masturbate, and if that doesn’t help Masturbate, and if that doesn’t help Masturbate, and if that doesn’t help Masturbate, and if that doesn’t help Masturbate, and if that doesn’t help Masturbate, and if that doesn’t help Masturbate, and if that doesn’t help Masturbate, and if that doesn’t help

My dick is sore from all that masturbation
Bernd

Being gay is not for Sissies.
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