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Give Bad Advice
So write bad checks.
I bid NO Trump!
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I need more sleep
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Time for that line of coke!

A certain family member is being a selfish pillock.
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Spend more time with them, and give them whatever they want.

I haven't been sleeping well lately
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go for a dunkin run

I want to lose weight
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Keep eating pizza and pastries until you’re full - when you’re full you won’t want to eat so you’re bound to lose weight!

I always want the unobtainable.
Gossip is the Devil’s telephone; best just to hang up.
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become a Buddhist monk. They give up all worldly possessions, so then you'll no longer want anything, including the unobtainable.

I don't want to work anymore
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Live on the streets.

I have a headache that painkillers don't seem to be touching.
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Try trepanning!

I really want pizza but it’s not really pizza time.
Gossip is the Devil’s telephone; best just to hang up.
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Eat a large bowl of dry lettuce.

The grass has not stopped growing yet but it is too wet to cut.
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