Give Bad Advice

[seeking]

Try those original recipes on Tiktoks, will be absolutely fantastic.

My attempt on home-making traditional dessert was a complete failure.

[IanSaysHi]

Start mass-producing dessert complete failures and market it as a new ‘trend’.

I’m on a seven-day working week next week.

[Chase]

Quit your job and live as a vagabond.

(for good advice, maybe put that extra money towards a rainy day fund. You're gonna need it in these times)

I want nachos ~

[CellarDweller]

You don't want to go into a restaurant and risk Covid exposure, so go to a Mexican restaurant, and wait outside until someone takes out the garbage, there is bound to be unfinished nachos in it.


I want something sweet.

[Cridders88]

Consume a whole bag of sugar.

My eyes are dry.

[Chase]

throw some salt water on them.

I want to lose weight

[Cridders88]

Subject yourself to Domino's pizza, on the daily

My beard needs a trim.

[CellarDweller]

Let it grow long, put it in a ponytail, and tuck it in your shirt.

I need to work out.

[Cridders88]

Invite over Annie Wilkes so you'll get some broken limbs and then try working out.

The evenings go by far too quickly.